I got a new strap for my watch and it’s been too loose on my wrist even on when it’s tightest. I went to a watch repair store today and noticed the owner was an old Korean who goes to a Korean church in Ann Arbor.

He punched a few holes on my strap and said “eat more” and told me to go off. I found it amusing but at the same time, my wrists are only getting thinner, uh oh.